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Shayaris, Jokes, Quote (21.10.14)



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मोहब्बत की मिसाल में 
बस इतना ही कहेंगे ....



बेमिसाल सज़ा है,
बेगुनाह के लिए ....

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"बस दुआएँ बटोरनें आया हूँ, 

माँ ने कहा, 

दौलत तो साथ जाती नहीं"

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इस शिद्दत से निभा अपना किरदार

पर्दा गिर जाए पर तालियाँ बजती रहे..

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लाइफ मेँ कोई भी तकलीफ हो तो

किसान के पास जाओ

क्योंकि उसके पास हल हे.....

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Dont loose hope if you aren't getting promotion in office. 

Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!! 

Even after 17 years of service. 

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CHAK DE

Psychology facts :

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Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day laughing together are more likely to have a stronger relationship.

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Any friendship that exceeds the 7 yr mark is more likely to last an entire lifetime.

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You can judge a lot about a person's character by what they laugh at.

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A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other.

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Kids who play video games tend to have better hand-eye coordination, a better memory, and better problem solving skills.

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A person is more likely to use " K " in a text message when they have no interest in talking to you.

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75% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it's best to simply tell her the truth.

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Everyone has a song in their playlist which they always skip, but never delete.

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People who talk to themselves are more likely to have a high I.Q.

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If you chew gum when you study a subject and then chew the same flavor when you the take the test it can help you remember.

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Your body is actually designed to get 4 hours of sleep twice per day instead of 8 hours once!

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Over thinking can cause physical and mental fatigue, it may also lead to chronic depression.

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Ironically, sometimes the people who don't talk to you are the one's who really want to.

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Psychology says, the best things in life are usually found when you are not looking for them.

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According to old myths, the inability to fall asleep at night means you're awake in someone's dream

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Smiles have been proven to be more attractive on a woman's face than makeup.

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Lack of sleep makes it difficult to control emotions which is why people are more likely to cry or laugh uncontrollably at night.

कभी कभी लंगड़े घोड़े पे दाव लगाना ज्यादा सही होता है 



क्योंकी 



दर्द जब जूनून बन जाए तब मंजिल बहुत नज़दीक लगने लगती है..!!

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कल रात को ख्वाब मे गले से लगाया था उनको.,..

आज दिन भर मेरे दोस्त मेरी महक का राज पूछते रहे.,..

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भयंकर जोक
Boyfriend: फोन का नाही उचलला?
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girlfriend: मी
रिंगटोनवर नाचत होते...

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जिंदगी का फ़लसफ़ा बस इतना है यारों,

"अपनों से बचो, गैरो से तो निपट लोगे"

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दिल तो कहता है कि

छोड़ जाऊं ये दुनियां हमेशा के लिए

फिर ख्याल आता है कि 

वो नफरत किस से करेंगे मेरे चले जाने के बाद..

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Wafa ki Ummid bhi Kisse karu bhala,


Mitti ke bane Log, Kagjo me Bik jate hai..

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One Bharat Ratna also for Marry Kom's husband 

Ek Toh biwi aur woh bhi boxer 

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झखम देने वाला नहीं जानता 



उसने ददॅ कितना दिया,



सहने वालों को दुनिया ने पागल मान लिया...!!!

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ज़रुरत है मुझे कुछ नए नफरत करने वालो की, 

पुराने वाले तो अब चाहने लगे है मुझे..

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Kasam se 1 sath sare paap yad aa jate hai.. 
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Jab Ghar wale kahte hai baitho tumse kuch jaruri bat krni hai.
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हम रोज मन्दिर जाते हे भगवान को याद करते हे.

कभी गलती से भगवान ने याद कर लिया तो

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Floods - Call the Army
Earthquake - Call the Army
Terrorist attack - Call the Army
A child stuck in a bore well - Call the Army
Riots- Call the Army



And



For 'Ribbon Cutting'- 
Call Politicians!!!!,
For "Guest appearance"
call CELEBRITIES!!!
Last year Uttarakhand, 
Today Kashmir. 
Any weather, 
Any place,
Any war - man or nature , 
Any time : 
The Indian Army is always ready. 
Why dont we invite them during happy times.. 
dear all avoid inviting hero or heroins during opening ceremonies or award functions.



Instead invite Indian Army....
They deserve more than anybody ...share if u feel its worth.

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Q: 'Arranged Marriages में तलाक कम क्यों होते हैं?'



Ans: 'जो अपनी मर्जी से शादी तक ना कर पाए वो तलाक क्या खाक लेंगे?'

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