Beißen Gedanken: Reuse Plastic Spoons in 16 Inventive Ways

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Reuse Plastic Spoons in 16 Inventive Ways

Joke: The High Price of Silence

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, not aware that her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's right outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "250 dollars."

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After a few weeks, it happens again - the boy's father comes home early and the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "I really don't."
Boy: "I'll tell."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "750 dollars."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "1,000 dollars." The father says, "That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Oh, don't start that again!"

Reuse Plastic Spoons in 16 Inventive Ways

The Great Book says “For everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose under heaven”. Who would have thought that spoons could have so many alternative uses besides for dining? If you paint, glue, and melt spoons there are hundreds of creative projects for you to do that don’t require more than a bag of spoons and some art supplies.

1. Dazzle your desk or bookshelf with an artichoke-shaped vase.