A Few Roommates from Hell

You can use a shower organizer to travel with kids by hanging it over the back of the seat

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If you're parking somewhere unfamiliar, drop a pin on your GPS map so that you can find your way back

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Have an emergency kit in your trunk filled with toilet paper, snacks, water, and a backup phone

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If you see a truck slow down, you should too. Truckers usually communicate about speed traps so they probably know something you don't know.

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Don't keep changing lanes. Studies have shown that even in the best scenario it will only give you a minimal advantage with a significant downside (your chances of getting in an accident skyrocket)

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Inflatable beds for the pool make for great beds on a road trip (lay them on the back seat)

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This may take slightly more mechanical skills, but to avoid getting conned by a mechanic, ask them about a part of the car you know is not in need of repair. This will tell you how legit they are.

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To cool down a car without A/C, open the driver and passenger windows but leave the back windows shut. This will make the breeze a lot stronger

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If you ever get motion sickness, you can tilt your head to the side to help it go away

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Scratches on your car can sometimes be fixed with clear nail polish

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An open box of dryer sheets in your car is longer lasting, cheaper, and more effective than cheap air fresheners

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In case you're driving an unfamiliar car, the arrow next to the gas pump (on the speedometer) shows you which side the gas tank is on

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To cool down a hot car quickly, roll down one window, walk to the other side of the car, and open/close the door several times

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When you fill your tank, hold the trigger halfway. You will get less air and more gas in the tank.

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If you ever get stuck in traffic, once again watch the trucks. They communicate with each other so they know which lanes are closed.

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Many gas stations offer free air for your tires. This is always a good thing to do because having inflated tires increases gas mileage.

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Whenever you rent a car, take pictures and video before using it so you don't get blamed for dents or scratches you didn't commit

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To prevent your windows from fogging up, cut a potato in half, rub down the inside of your windows, and then leave them to dry

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If you can't get a sticker off of your window, soak some newspaper in warm water and place it over the sticker for 10 minutes

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An exit sign is positioned on the same side of the road as the exit

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If you can see your own car in your mirror, the mirror is in a potentially dangerous position. To avoid having blind spots it's better not to have any part of your own car visible

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On hot days, turn your steering wheel around 180 degrees whenever you park so that the top isn't hot when you come back

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If you hold your car remote under your chin, it's range increases slightly. This might sound unbelievable but its true. Your head acts as a sort of "antenna extension" thanks to your skull and various fluids.

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Drivers under 25 can have their surcharge waived if they are members of the USAA (registration is free)

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You can use the floormats in your car for traction if you get stuck in the snow or mud

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This guy who now has to get a new pillow.

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This person who can't take a shower due to Teen Wolf clogging the drain.

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This person who had to wake up to this nightmare.

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This creative person who really just wants you to wash your goddamn dirty dishes.

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This guy who is going to wake up to a wet surprise because his roommates were "bored".

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This girl who is just really over her roommate's boyfriend.

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This guy who shamed his roommate for being a drunk ass.

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This person who has absolutely no chill.

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This girl who doesn't want to talk until payments are made.

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This person who would rather risk brain damage than change the roll of toilet paper.

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This guy who now understands you can't just use any soap in the dishwasher and will be shamed by all his roommates.

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This person who was looking forward to their pack of cookies all day.

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This guy who just wanted to take a nice nap.

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This person who has to deal with the pranksters that live in the same home.

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This poor soul that has to live with the smelliest guy in town.

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And this person who's going to have to deal with this before they can take a shower.

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This guy who's over his roommate not respecting his sex-life... or lack thereof.

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This person who isn't fucking around.

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This person who just wanted some delicious ice cream.

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This guy who walked into his roommate's room to find cups of piss everywhere.

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And this person who really really loves their Red Bull.

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This person who found all the errors in their roommate's condescending note.

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This girl who's tired of having to take care of this mess of a person.

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This person who never wants to see Danny again.

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This guy who's tired of finding objects where they don't belong.

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This guy who's tired of finding these notes around the kitchen.

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And this guy who will murder you over his chicken wings.

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These roommates who regret asking that third guy to join them.

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This person who won't let anyone bathe until the dishes are clean.

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And this person who really needs the old food to be thrown away.

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