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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQdpSqpRkDs
Baap of all
SBI Bank:
Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....
Alia:
Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....
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One of the best message:
In a battle, a soldier went to bring his wounded friend back frm field.
His Captain said,
" Its of No use! ur friend must b dead".
But soldier still goes brings back his friend.
Seeing dead body, Captain says
"I told u its of no worth. He's dead".
The soldier replies:"No sir, it was really worth. When I got to him, my friend saw me, smiled said his last words:
"I KNEW U'll COME"
Dedicated to all Great friends.on freindship day.
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Kal raat meri biwi ne mujh se kaha ki tum toh ek dum Hritik jaise lagte ho...........
Maine saaf saaf bol diya ki mere paas sirf 400 rupaye hi hain
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तेरे होठों में भी क्या खूब नशा मिला....
यू लगता है तेरे जूठे पानी से ही शराब बनती है....
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Every morning I get up and
look through the Forbes list of the richest people in america.
If I'm not there, I go to work.
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Average distance a man walks in a mall if he
A. goes all by himself - 300 metres
B. is accompanied by his wife or girlfriend - 3 kilometers
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किसी की मजबूरियाँ पे न हँसिये ,
कोई मजबूरियाँ ख़रीद कर नहीं लाता ।
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कोई घरवालो के दबाव में भी शादी करता है