Santa aur Banta

🔦-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.. 1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu ------------------------------ Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye Santa: Chal Suicide kar le Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ?? Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega😛 ---------------------------- 😛😛Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!👚 --------------------------  Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health. Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!! -------------------------------- Techer- pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.? Student- mendak. Tech- very good, baki char bolo. . Student- uski maa , uska baap , uski behan  aur uska bhai .. 😛😀😀😛😀 ------------------------------------------------- Santa's Son was filling an application form. Son: papa, mother tongue kya likhu? Santa: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable.. -------------------------------------- Nepali : 😑Uuu Shaabji, yeh shyam singh ka mobile ka dukaan kaha milega Salesman: pata nahi Nepali: 😑Address toh isi dukaan ka hai Salseman: saale ye shyam singh nahi SAMSUNG hai..   4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the.. 2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha “WELL DONE” Sardar-khaak well done Jana to unhe tha, Hum to chhodne aaye the.  Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati  Sardar-Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai? Dusra sardar-Ghochu, Bevkuf Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message  Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Question Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.! Question the : 1. China kis Desh me he ? 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he?  Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya. Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi ! Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi phir vapas aa gai ! 3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya. Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai? Biwi:Yes Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun....  Sardar park me baita tha Friend:kya kar raha hai? Sardar:badla le raha hu. Friend:kisse? Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu...  1 Sardar Hanuman Jayanti Pe Mandir Gaya. Pujari Ne Aarti Di. Socho Sardar Ne Kya Kiya Hoga? . . . . . . Ans- Sardar Aarti Ka Diya Buja Kar Bola Happy B'day Hanumanji.