Outstanding
Beggar - Give me food.
Man - I'll give u vodka.
Beggar - i don't drink.
Man - i will give u cigarette
Beggar - i don't smoke.
Man - i will take u to d races.
Beggar - i don't gamble.
Man - i will get u a girlfriend.
Beggar - no i only love my wife.
Man - i'll give u food, but first u have to come to my house.
Beggar - why?
Man - i want my wife to see what state people get into when they don't drink, smoke, gamble and only love their wife..