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A man was SICK and TIRED of going to work every day, while his wife stayed home every day. He felt further jealous of her, as she received lot of Women's Day wishes and compliments.
He wanted to see, what she went through every day. So he prayed,
"Dear Lord, I go to work every day, and put in 8 hours of solid work at my office, while my wife merely stays at home idling. I want to know what she is going through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine, for a day. Amen!"
Poof!!!
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as his wife (a woman).
He arose,
Cooked breakfast for his mate. And then awakened the kids.
He set out their school clothes, and fed the children their respective breakfasts.
He Packed their lrespective unches, and thereafter drove them to school. He picked up the dry cleaning,
and ook it to the Drycleaners. Then he stopped at the bank, to make a deposit.
He then went grocery shopping. Thereafter he drove home, to put away the groceries.
He cleaned the pet cat's litter box and bathed the pet dog.
By then it was already 1.00 p.m.
He then hurried to make all the beds in the house.
...did the laundry...
dusted and vacuumed, the whole house. He swept and mopped the kitchen floor...
He then ran to the school to pick up the kids, and got into an argument with them, on the way home.
He then set out milk and cookies for the kids, and...
set up the ironing board and watched TV, while doing the ironing. At 4:30 p.m. ...
he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables, for salad, ...
...rolled meatballs and snapped fresh beans for supper. After having cooked supper,
he cleaned the kitchen, and ran the dishwasher...
...Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 9.00pm,
He was exhausted. And though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed, where he was expected to make love to his spouse, ...
which he managed to get through, without complaint.
The following morning he awoke, and immediately knelt by his bed and said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was s........o wrong, to envy my wife being able to stay at home, all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!"
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel that you have learned your lesson, and will be happy to change things back to the way, they were. You will just have to wait a further NINE MONTHS, though. As you got pregnant, last night."