Morals & lessons from Advertisements

What Indian advertisements teach us? _________________________________ 1. Kareena has dandruff problem,     Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa     has hairfall problem and Priyanka has     chip-chip. 2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your     neighbor doesn't use a Deodorant in     your absence. 3. Your complexion is more important      than your qualifications. 4. If there is no salt in your kitchen, you     can use Toothpaste. 5. Every oral care brand is No. 1     and recommended by every dentist     in India and by the Indian Medical     Association! 6. Your daughter will get ready to      marry, if only you take her to a     jewellery or textile shop. 7. Only reason why men use deodorant      is to get girls. 8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias.      You will be close to a superman, if      you drink these regularly!! 9. All superstars are so poor that they     prefer to risk life by jumping from     mountain cliffs for a cool drink than     purchase it for Rs.10/- 10. The special effects in shampoo ads        are greater than special effects in        the film "Avatar". 11. Fruit content in shampoos and        soaps is more than fruit content in        99% of real fresh fruit juices. 12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists        than their staff who make better        milk products. 13. Most people buy vehicles to travel        in bad roads but complain about        roads in India. 14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk        without spreading it all over you        face. 15. Nobody uses motorbikes for        commuting. It is only to pick up        girls. 16. All soaps kill 99.9999999% of germs. 17. People believe that Bacardi makes        only music CDs and Director's        special. Kingfisher makes only        mineral water. 18. The only time mothers and        daughters talk to each other is         usually about hair oil. 19. No matter what kind of expert one        is, he'll always wear a white        laboratory coat.       And finally: 20.Mutual fund investments are       subject to market risks.       Please read the offer document       carefully before investing