Jokes--Enjoy

WILL POWER

Arjun arrives home from the work and Subhadra tells him, `Imagine Arjun,' she says `Rhishab who smoked three packs a day for twenty years has stopped smoking. That's will power – something you don't have. And that's not all. I hear Hrithik, that drunkard friend of yours has given up drinking.'

   `Ok, Subhadra,' said Arjun, `Well, here is will power. I am going to sleep in the spare room and I am going to prove that I won't be affected at all by not sleeping with a woman.'

   Arjun kept his word but one night, a week later, there was a knock on his bedroom door. Arjun shouts out, `What do you want?'

   Subhadra replies, `Rishabh has started smoking again.'

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Birthday Cake

A man wanted to celebrate his wife's birthday by throwing a party. So he went to order a birthday cake. The sales man asked him what message he wanted to put on the cake. He thought for a while and said, `Let's put, the man said, `Well put, "you are getting older," at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom.'

   The entire party saw the message decorated on the cake:

You are not getting older at the top,

You are getting better at the bottom.

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Santa's Brains

A frog asked Santa, `Do you have brains?'

Santa replied, `Yes!'

The frog said, `You don't!' and dived back into the pond. The aggrieved Santa asked, `So what's there to commit suicide over it?'