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Never trust pandits...
Kyunki wo aag me ghee daalne ka kaam karte hain..
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अब थोड़े दिन बाद ऐसा मेसेज आएगा
की
लड़का-लड़की का फोटो तीन ग्रुप में सेंड करो
तो
बच्चा पैदा हो जाएगा ।
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One man was having 350cc bullet...he was not able to talk to his girl friend while riding on it "coz of the sound......
He was fed up and sold his bullet n bought an 100cc bike......
He got married to the same girl n 1year passed.....................
Now he is having a 500cc bullet...
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Wives are so clever, they will lay their head on your chest and be like,
"Honey” have you ever cheated on me..?
And wait for your heart to beat fast!!....
Be Careful Innocent Husbands adjust your heart beats accordingly!!
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One day Chitragupt told Brahma that he should
stop this scheme that if ladies keep Karva Chauth
they will get the same husband for the next 7 janam (Re-births)
Brahma asked, ”Why”
Chitragupt, ”Prabhu its becoming difficult to manage.
The ladies want the same husband but
the husbands want a new wife.
Its a problem to convince both”.
Brahma,” But this can’t be stopped.
It’s been going on since the Ages (beginning of the time)”.
Just then Narad Muni comes and he suggested,
”On earth there is a great person called Santa Singh.
Ask him for a solution”.
Chitragupt meets Santa Singh
In one minute Santa Singh solves the problem,
He advised Chitragupt,”
Any lady who wants the Same Husband,
tell her she will also get the same
MOTHER IN LAW".
Its compulsory!