Joke: Looking for a Wife
Fred is 34 years old and he is still single. One day, a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, why not find a girl who's just like your mother?" A few months later, they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Sadly, Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her." |
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Posted by: jyoti ranpura <jyotiranpura@yahoo.com>
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3. Every year, when the snow melts, this "man" appears
4. Lucid Stead (California, USA)
(Specially constructed mirror house)
5. Lake Choahu (China)
6. Amazing pavement art
7. When taking the escalator seems like a bad idea...
8. Perfect circles?
Not really...
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10. Sometimes, you just want your house to stand out...
11. A lone Hibiscus blossoming after a volcanic eruption
12. A montain palace top of a building (Beijing, China)
13. This is not the window from an underwater observatory
14. A selective paint job
15. The ceiling of the Sagrada Familia Basilica (Bacelona, Spain)
16. Extreme close-up of an oil painting
17. Under all of that fur, there's a bunny...
18. Ukranian daredevil "Mustang Wanted"
19. Terraced rice paddies (India)
20. A yacht vacation for seasick people (South Korea)
21. A polka-dot fabric or white bottle-caps?
22. A "Wave Cloud" hits the Florida coast (USA)
23. Matthias "Hellboy" Schlitte - arm wrestling champion
24. An Airbus 380 crossing the German Autobahn
25. A steel-frame made to look like a Subaru Impreza (UK)
26. A giant dust storm hitting the ocean (Australia)
27. Digital projections of Cambodian divine figures
28. The Sea World rollercoaster after hurricane Sandy(NY,USA)
29. Magical underwater moment
30. A globe, caught in a drop of water
31. Now I've seen everything...
32. Mathieu Valbuena (5'4), dwarfed by Marouane Fellaini
33. A sculpture made to look like an 8-bit computer image
34. An 8-bit Metroid cosplay in a comics convention
35. Lego World in the snow
36. He's not a vampire, it's just very cold outside...
37. 1920's Missus Clause, come to life (more or less)
38. The result of 3ft high flood of industrial waste (Hungary)
39. A "Hat Cloud"
40. Don't worry, the universe isn't broken
41. The AquaDom (Berlin, Germany)
42. The San Boldo Pass (Italy)
43. "Panic Room" by grafitti artist Tilt (Marsielle, France)
44. When you shoot all your fireworks at once (San Diego, USA)