Position of a husband

Does God Exist?

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."

   "Why do you say that?"asked the customer.

   "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. 

Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine loving a God who would allow all of these things."

    The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.

   The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and un-kept.

   The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what?   Barbers do not exist."

   "How can you say that?"asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"

   "No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

   "Ah, but barbers DO exist! What happens is, people do not come to me."

   "Exactly!"- affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! What happens, is, people don't go to Him and do not look for Him. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

     A small argument between a couple turns violent.
            Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out.
            Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!
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            If wife wants husband’s attention,  she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
            If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
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            A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
            “Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…
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            Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.
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            Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! Dad: What role are you playing? Pappu: A husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
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            Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
            Man inside: “i am talking to my wife”
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            A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”
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            Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
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            Listening To your Wife…is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE"
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            The sweetest msg -
            Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace ur mistakes…..
            She hugged him tightly……