Funny Indian Maths

1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT . 2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot Com... 3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.  4.) 4 weeks In Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 Minute Song In Hindi Movie.  5.) Rona Dhona x Bewafai x Badle Ki Aag = Your Mum's Favourite Serials. 6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.  7.) Any Actor + Any Actress + Many Movies = David Dhawan  8.) 1 Smile + 32 Teeth = Govinda  9.) 1 Person - Shirt = Salman Khan  10.) 1 Person + Straight Hair + Unstraight Walk = Sanjay Dutt  11.) 1 Hand + 10 Kg Weight = Sunny Deol  12..) One Engagement + Two Weddings + Three Wedding Songs + Four Hundred Relatives + A House Bigger Than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya'sFilm.  13.) One Man + One Woman = Isha Deol  14.) Time Waste - Time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi  15.) Boring Songs + Heavy Dialogues + Bogus Dressing = Devdas  16.) New Heroes + New Heroins = A Flop Movie  17..) Old Heroes + New Heroins = A Blunder  18.) Old Heroes + Old Heroins = Timepass  19.) Action - Suspense + Comedy - Thrill - Story - Clothes = Indian Superhit Movie  20.) Do Aur Do Paanch = Indian Algebra  1 Lady - 1 Brain = Aishwarya Rai  1 Lady - 1/2 Clothes = Mallika Sherawat  1 Lady + 1 Buffalo = Yana Gupta......!!